Sunday, December 14, 2008

What the !@#$ is wrong with teens these days!?

So my 14-year old cousin living in California messages me today, and I'm thinking, "Oh, how nice. She's going to congratulate me on graduating." How wrong I was.

This is essentially how the conversation went.
Her: Hey. Can you order a dress online for me? I'll pay you in cash.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
I need the dress by Friday. I want to dress up on the last day of class before winter break.
(SIRENS GO OFF IN MY HEAD. )
Me: Link me.
Her: Why?
Me: Because I'm !@#$-ing paying for it.
Her: Fine. http://www.yandy.com/Jingle-Bell-Baby-Mini-Dress.php

And then I called her dad.
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2 comments:

Joannie said...

OMFG. That has to be the funniest post ever. GOOD JOB ON BEING THE OVERPROTECTIVE BIG "BROTHER" TYPE (despite you being a cousin). :)

December 14, 2008 at 10:50 PM
Anonymous said...

LOL! HILARIOUS. glad you called her dad.

December 15, 2008 at 1:07 AM

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